Rolando: Bus Stop Chatter

July 8th, 2017

“We’ve been waiting for for forty minutes for this god damn bus, I’m freezing my ass off.”

“Calm the hell down, it’s only been fifteen.”

“Fifteen minutes my ass. We’ve been out here so long I can’t feel my damn ears or my fingers.”

“Well who told your dumb ass to leave the crib without your hat and gloves?”

“I thought we were driving to the party. You told me we were going to ‘roll up to the party’–your words. I didn’t know that rolling up meant on the damn bus.”

“Well my sister needed to borrow my car for work. She’s working the night shift tonight and I didn’t want her to walk home in the morning.”

“Your sister could have taken her ass on the bus. It’s just work. How are we going to look? I’ll tell you, like two assholes rolling up to a party trying to snag some ladies with a couple of bus passes. How do you think that’s going to work out for us?”

“We’ll be just fine.”

“I’m not trying to be just fine. I’m trying to be just getting some.”

“What’s stopping you?”

“My frostbitten balls–fuck it’s cold out here.”

“Here, take a swig off this pint, It’ll warm you up.”

“It’s about time. That’s the first descent thing you’ve done all night. Pass that shit.”

“Man, I hope that red head is there tonight.”

“Which one?”

“The short one, with the blue eyes and the sexy ass legs. You know, the one that can dance her ass off.”

“Oh, that one. That girl is fine as hell.”

“Man I’ve been wanting to get with that so bad, but I never have the balls to talk to her.”

“Why? I’m sure she wants you.”

“You think so?”

“Hell yeah. I can tell.”

“How?”

“By the way she looks at you. The shit is so obvious.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, man. Don’t be a fool. Step to her tonight and just talk to her.”

“You think I should? I don’t know, I get nervous around her.”

“Just walk up to her, introduce yourself and talk to her, and if that fails, show her your fucking bus pass and see what that does for you chances.”

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