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  • Patrick Murfin

    

    “The next step was getting a lawyer.”

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    Candyman. Written by Benny Jay. Read by Joel Reitsma, Lorenzo Toia, Ray Jay 3000, Andy Orscheln and No Blaise. Produced by Jus Buckingham of King Conundrum Productions.

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• • Madame LaFarge’s Whorehouse Valentine Day’s Special: If you don’t have a sweetheart for this special day, you can always rent one from the Madame. Ask about our two-for-one special.

    

    At Madame LaFarge’s Whorehouse, the customer always comes first!

• The Third City Picks:

• • The Third City’s looking forward to tonight’s big matchup between two NBA point-guard phenoms: Ricky Rubio of Minnesota and Jeremy Lin of the Knicks.

    

    It’s a close as the NBA will come to the World Cup!

• The Third City Thought of the Day:

• • The Third City generally tries not to burden its readers with our personal problems. But this morning half of the editorial board woke up with a weird rash.

• Dumbass of the Week:

• • Former Chicago Police Chief Jody Weis, because….

    

    He raised a stink about non-existent gang signs on the city sticker, and made a 15-year-old boy’s life miserable. Nice going, dumbass!

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