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  • Jim Siergey

    

    “We may be all alone in this brave new world but we’re all alone with one another.”

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    The Third City Makes a Correction. Written by Benny Jay. Read by Joel Reitsma, Andy Orscheln, Lorenzo Toia, No Blaise and Benny Jay. Produced by Joel Reitsma for King Conundrum Productions.

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• • The Corporate Factory Farms of America: Nothing says Ash Wednesday like a fat, juicy ham. Why waste your money on a scrawny, tasteless, organic one, when you can get an irradiated, hormone-infused, chemically treated entree.

    

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• The Third City Picks:

• • The Third City can’t wait `til springtime so we can watch great playground basketball on the lakefront at 63rd and Hayes.

    

    Hoops for the love of it!

• The Third City Thought of the Day:

• • The Third City was humbled recently when we received this note of criticism from Bruce Diksas, our esteemed foreign correspondent: “Good lord, am I just imagining it, or are you recycling the same old stuff with a bit of window dressing and banking on senility or dementia in your readers? Unless you guys have a lot of new readers, it borders on insulting their intelligence. Yes or no and none of your damn wise-ass comments.” We know for a fact Bruce was drunk when he wrote this.

• Dumbass of the Week:

• • Sheriff Paul Babeu, because….

    

    He’s a gay Republican. Any gay person who’s a Republican must be a dumbass. Nice going, Dumbass!

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