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  • Jim Siergey

    

    “For my ninetieth birthday, my daughter has arranged for me a party.”

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• • Elmore Stiglitz & Sons — Gary, Indiana’s most reliable bookies: As long as you’re coming to Indiana for the Super Bowl, why not do your wagering in Indiana? It would be a pleasure taking money from someone other than a dumb-ass Hoosier.

    

    Sensitive to the needs of degenerate gamblers since the Truman Administration.

• The Third City Picks:

• • To honor one of the greatest boxing trainers of all time, The Third City came up with this poem: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, Ali couldn’t have done it…

    

    Without Angelo Dundee!

• The Third City Thought of the Day:

• • The Third City’s always griping about Facebook. But when we saw how quickly social media forced the Komen Foundation to flip flop on that Planned Parenthood thing, we said: God bless Mark Zuckerberg!

• Dumbass of the Week:

• • It’s a tie between Mitt Romney and Donald Trump, because….

    

    Trump endorsed Romney and Romney accepted Trump’s endorsement, as if anyone gives a shit. Nice going, dumbasses!

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