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  • Beatriz E. Ledesma

    

    The Road Is So Dark

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• The Third City Picks:

• • The Third City’s going to see Brighton Beach Memoirs at the Raven Theatre.

    

    As far as we’re concerned, Neil Simon’s the greatest playwright since Shakespeare!

• The Third City Thought of the Day:

• • The Third City is saddened by the fact that after all these years of blogging we have yet to receive any fan mail. It’s enough to discourage the hardiest blogger.

• The Third City Headline News:

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    Donald Trump sued by 87-year-old grandmother, Trump says: `It’s not my fault the old hag was dumb enough to invest her money with me!’

• Dumbass of the Week:

• • Tea Party Sympathizers, because….

    

    They’re outraged by the IRS investigation of Tea Party groups who may be pretending to be non-political in order to enjoy tax exempt status. Every nickel the Tea Party — whose whole purpose is to attack Democrats — doesn’t pay in taxes, means more taxes that we have to pay. Nice going, Dumbasses. 

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