April 1st, 2018

Despite all the hate mail The Third City has received, we still maintain that Tito was the most talented of the Jackson 5.

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March 18th, 2018

If making millions from a daily blog were so easy, everyone would be doing it…

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March 11th, 2018

The Third City is looking for a good lawyer who will pay off the porn stars threatening to go public with their stories about Milo.

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February 18th, 2018

The Third City was wondering when the good people of the USA decided they could tolerate the slaughter of their children.

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February 11th, 2018

Even though we knew better, The Third City recently played cards with a man named Doc, ate at a place called Mom’s and slept with a woman who had more problems than we did.

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January 7th, 2018

You know the end is near when you attend a family gathering and everyone says you look real good.

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January 1st, 2018

To everyone who survived New Year’s Eve, The Third City says have a happy, healthy and prosperous 2018!

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    • The Third City’s Trash Talking at Cards Clinic: Hey, losers, do you want to trash talk at cards just like Benny Jay? If so, give us a call, and, for only $19.99, we’ll having you talking smack about how great you are as a card player even though you get your ass kicked every time the cards are dealt.

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      Talking trash at cards since the Kennedy Administration.

    • The Third City would like to give a shoutout to the lovely Mrs. Milo for last night’s delicious dinner.

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      It almost made up for the ass-whoopin’ she gave Benny Jay at cards.

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      Congressman uses clout to get partner’s son out of heroin bust, William Burroughs says, `He’s got my vote!’

    • Rick Santorum, because…

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      The former Republican senator suggested school kids should learn CPR as a defense against school shootings. Nothing more needs be said. Nice going, Dumbass!

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