April 1st, 2018

Despite all the hate mail The Third City has received, we still maintain that Tito was the most talented of the Jackson 5.

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March 18th, 2018

If making millions from a daily blog were so easy, everyone would be doing it…

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March 11th, 2018

The Third City is looking for a good lawyer who will pay off the porn stars threatening to go public with their stories about Milo.

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February 18th, 2018

The Third City was wondering when the good people of the USA decided they could tolerate the slaughter of their children.

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February 11th, 2018

Even though we knew better, The Third City recently played cards with a man named Doc, ate at a place called Mom’s and slept with a woman who had more problems than we did.

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January 7th, 2018

You know the end is near when you attend a family gathering and everyone says you look real good.

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January 1st, 2018

To everyone who survived New Year’s Eve, The Third City says have a happy, healthy and prosperous 2018!

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