The Third City mourns the passing of Jerry Krause, the general manager of the Chicago Bulls during their glory years.
No matter what you thought of Jerry, he was the guy who put those champion teams together.
Breaking news from the lovely Mrs. Milo–she and the girls just saw Get Out and they all loved it!
Trust us when we say–there’s no higher recommendation.
The Third City loves the spicy chicken sandwich at the Globe Pub on Irving Park Road.
Tell `em Benny Jay sent you and see where that gets you…
The Third City’s bowling team will take its first-ever field trip–going to Evanston to watch Get Out.
Milo will be staying at home, by the phone, with the bail money.
The Third City has finally had enough of the pitiful Chicago Bulls.
If they don’t turn the season around immediately, we’re through with them forever!
The Third City’s a little ashamed to admit that we can’t stop watching People v. O.J.–trash TV at its finest.
John Travolta is hilariously over the top as Robert Shapiro.
The Third City happened to read the opening chapter of Sophie’s Choice the other day.
We’d almost forgotten how great that book is–hats off to William Styron for writing a masterpiece.
Nice day if it don’t rain…
The Third City’s Computer Hacking Academy–Hey, nerds! Have you always wanted to break into your girlfriend’s computer to confirm your suspicions about her cheating ways? If so, call us today, and, for only $19.99, we’ll send you our video on how to unlock someone’s computer, steal their vital information and generally make their lives a living hell.
References available in English and Cyrillic.
The Third City Picks:
The Third City Thought of the Day:
Despite allegations by the FBI, CIA and KGB, The Third City swears up and down we had nothing to do with hacking the Democratic Party’s computers.
The Third City Headline News:
Ukraine bans Russia’s Entry to Eurovision Song Contest, Putin says, `Like I give a s**t!’
Dumbass of the Week:
Trump budget director, Mick Mulvaney, because…
The heartless bastard proposed to gut important social services that poor people really need on the grounds that it would save a few tax dollars for a single mom in Detroit. We all know it’s just an excuse to cut taxes on the wealthy. Nice going, Dumbass!
Home • Benny Jay • Milo's Page • No Blaise • Randolph Street • Rolando • Guest Bloggers
All Content Copyright 2011, The Third City