April 1st, 2018

The Third City would like to give a shoutout to the lovely Mrs. Milo for last night’s delicious dinner.

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It almost made up for the ass-whoopin’ she gave Benny Jay at cards.

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March 18th, 2018

The Third City really enjoyed Faust, the Charles Gounod opera, playing at the Lyric.

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Don’t mess with the devil, my friends–he doesn’t play!

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March 11th, 2018

The Third City really enjoyed The Black Panther–up until the last 30 minutes.

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We love everything about action flicks, except the action.

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February 18th, 2018

The Third City urges everyone to see Last Flag Flying, a great anti-war movie that also happens to be really funny.

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Bryan Cranston, Laurence Fishburne and Steve Carell all deserve Oscars.

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February 11th, 2018

The Third City says good luck and farewell to Niko Mirotic, the best Serbian basketball player in Bulls history.

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He may be a bum, but he was our bum.

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January 7th, 2018

The Third City enjoyed Chief Eddy Clearwater’s 84th birthday celebration at Space in Evanston.

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We’ve always had a thing for left-handed guitar players.

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January 1st, 2018

The Third City brought in the new year, singing the greatest hits of Earth Wind & Fire, with a few of our closest friends–life is good!

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Stay young at heart, ’cause you’re never, never old…

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      Talking trash at cards since the Kennedy Administration.

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      The former Republican senator suggested school kids should learn CPR as a defense against school shootings. Nothing more needs be said. Nice going, Dumbass!

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