April 1st, 2018

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Congressman uses clout to get partner’s son out of heroin bust, William Burroughs says, `He’s got my vote!’

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March 11th, 2018

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Nightclub shuts down after woman rides horse into crowd of partygoers, Mr. Ed says, `What a ride!’

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February 18th, 2018

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Hungarian leader calls Christianity `Europe’s last hope,’ Jesus says, `Don’t drag me into this!’

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February 11th, 2018

Borisbadenov

U.S. spies pay 100K to Russian operative for compromising intel on Trump, Boris Badenov says, `It was Rocky’s fault!’ 

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January 7th, 2018

mr-edandfriend

Comrade Trump claims he’s `a stable, genius’, Mr. Ed says, `seems like just another jackass to me!’

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      The former Republican senator suggested school kids should learn CPR as a defense against school shootings. Nothing more needs be said. Nice going, Dumbass!

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