Ukraine bans Russia’s Entry to Eurovision Song Contest, Putin says, `Like I give a s**t!’
FBI recovers Tom Brady’s stolen Super Bowl jersey in Mexico, Comrade Trump says, `I told ya’ we needed that wall!’
Wal-Mart supplier recalls frozen pizza over listeria scare, customers say, `They taste like s**t, too!’
A-Rod dating JLo in Bahamas, Mi-Lo says, `Some guys have all the luck!’
Kellyanne Conway says Obama spied on Comrade Trump through Trump Tower microwave, Professor Irwin Corey says, `Even I wouldn’t say something so goofy!’
Michael Flynn paid $500k by Turkey during Trump campaign, Trump says, `Get it while you can, boys!’
AMA rejects Trump’s health care bill, Dr. Kildare says, `Who’s the dumbass who came up with this s**t?’
Nice day if it don’t rain…
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The Third City Picks:
The Third City mourns the passing of Jerry Krause, the general manager of the Chicago Bulls during their glory years.
No matter what you thought of Jerry, he was the guy who put those champion teams together.
The Third City Thought of the Day:
Despite allegations by the FBI, CIA and KGB, The Third City swears up and down we had nothing to do with hacking the Democratic Party’s computers.
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Dumbass of the Week:
Trump budget director, Mick Mulvaney, because…
The heartless bastard proposed to gut important social services that poor people really need on the grounds that it would save a few tax dollars for a single mom in Detroit. We all know it’s just an excuse to cut taxes on the wealthy. Nice going, Dumbass!
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