CTA Red Line construction begins, Mayor Rahm says: `Five months at most — which means, it’ll be finished in 2019!’
Donald Trump sued by 87-year-old grandmother, Trump says: `It’s not my fault the old hag was dumb enough to invest her money with me!’
Dogs and humans evolved together, scientists say: `But at some point humans stopped’
Nine suspected criminals captured via social media confessions, Facebook’s Zuckerberg asks, `Is there a reward?’
Hezbollah and Al Qaeda come close to fighting each other in Syria’s civil war, Israel says: `We’ll hold your coats!’
Heavy rainfall causes NW Indiana casino revenue to plummet, gamblers say: `Who the f**k wants to go that sh*thole anyway!’
Chicago cop shoots fellow officer while aiming at `vicious dog,’ dog says: `Woof, that was a close one!’
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The Road Is So Dark
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The Third City Picks:
The Third City will be going to the Cubs game today.
But only cause we got a free ticket.
The Third City Thought of the Day:
Having just completed its daily obligations, The Third City’s going to take a nap.
The Third City Headline News:
Dumbass of the Week:
Tea Party Sympathizers, because….
They’re outraged by the IRS investigation of Tea Party groups who may be pretending to be non-political in order to enjoy tax exempt status. Every nickel the Tea Party — whose whole purpose is to attack Democrats — doesn’t pay in taxes, means more taxes that we have to pay. Nice going, Dumbasses.
