April 1st, 2018

Rick Santorum, because…

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The former Republican senator suggested school kids should learn CPR as a defense against school shootings. Nothing more needs be said. Nice going, Dumbass!

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March 11th, 2018

Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen, because…

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He says he paid $130,000 in shut-up-and-go-away money to Stormy, the porn star, after she threatened to go public with her tales of sex with Comrade Trump. Then he claimed Trump knew nothing about the payoff. Not only is the Trump gang sleazy, but they think we’re stupid. Nice going, Dumbass! 

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February 18th, 2018

The NRA, because…

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In the aftermath of another mass shooting at an American school, the gun group continues to oppose any sensible gun regulations. Nothing more need be said. Nice going, Dumbasses!

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February 11th, 2018

Comrade Trump’s White House, because…

U.S. President Donald Trump, flanked by Senior Advisor Jared Kushner (standing, L-R), Vice President Mike Pence and Staff Secretary Rob Porter welcomes reporters into the Oval Office for him to sign his first executive orders at the White House in Washington, U.S. January 20, 2017. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

They knew Rob Porter had a history of allegedly beating up his wives, and they put him on the payroll anyway. Nice going, Dumbasses!

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January 1st, 2018

President Trump, because…

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Of everything he did in his first year as president. In fact, he’s our first ever Dumbass of the Year. Nice going, Dumbass!

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