May 18th, 2013

Tea Party Sympathizers, because….

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They’re outraged by the IRS investigation of Tea Party groups who may be pretending to be non-political in order to enjoy tax exempt status. Every nickel the Tea Party — whose whole purpose is to attack Democrats — doesn’t pay in taxes, means more taxes that we have to pay. Nice going, Dumbasses. 

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May 11th, 2013

Harvard University, because….

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They gave a Phd to a grad student named Jason Richwine who wrote a dissertation arguing that Hispanic immigrants have a lower IQ than white Americans. Thus, giving credibility to a racist theory catering to white America’s worst instincts. Nice going, Dumbasses!

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May 6th, 2013

Rush Limbaugh, because….

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The loudmouth radio right winger has threatened to pull his show off of Cumulus Media Stations when his contract expires because, he says, they’re blaming him for declining ad revenue. Apparently, what Limbaugh doesn’t understand is that people across the country are catching on to his hateful brand of bullshit. Nice going, Dumbass!

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May 1st, 2013

The three idiots indicted for abetting the younger Boston bomber, because.…

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They allegedly discarded crucial evidence that linked the younger bomber to the bombings after they knew the police were on his trail.  Nice going, dumbasses! 

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April 24th, 2013

The seven dudes in San Diego arrested for trying to smuggle fish bladders to China, because….

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They’re so fucking stupid, we couldn’t let it pass. Nice going, Dumbasses! 

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April 19th, 2013

The U.S. Senate — particularly the Republicans — because….

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They defeated the bill that would require lunatics to submit to background checks before buying and presumably using assault rifles. Once again, you’ve proven to be the NRA’s bitches. Nice going, Dumbasses! 

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April 11th, 2013

It’s a tie — between the Westboro Baptist Church and Ann Coulter, because….

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The church had the gall to picket Roger Ebert’s funeral because he supported gay rights. And Coulter had the nerve to suggest that Meghan McCain be killed. TTC’s editorial board was evenly split on who was more disgusting or vile so we just gave it to the two of them. Nice going, Dumbasses!

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