Benny Jay: We’re Back!
People have been asking: Where have you guys been?
Here’s the answer. We were abducted by aliens from outer space. They took us to this weird planet somewhere near Mars — I can’t be sure cause I got lost on the way. They made us do strange stuff. You wouldn’t believe the things Big Mike did. Jon Randolph will be posting the pictures next week.
But now we’re back — so we can start blogging again.
Okay, that was just a joke. We weren’t really abducted by aliens. We never left Chicago — we never leave Chicago. Except for Big Mike. He’s like the cousin in the Patty Duke show who’s been all over the world. Or at least to Kentucky.
The reality is that we’ve been reconfiguring the site, as you can see. We’re working out the kinks. It’s looking up.
So keep reading and we’ll keep writing — you wouldn’t believe the stuff Milo‘s got planned….
Guest Blogger:
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Candyman. Written by Benny Jay. Read by Joel Reitsma, Lorenzo Toia, Ray Jay 3000, Andy Orscheln and No Blaise. Produced by Jus Buckingham of King Conundrum Productions.
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Former Chicago Police Chief Jody Weis, because….
He raised a stink about non-existent gang signs on the city sticker, and made a 15-year-old boy’s life miserable. Nice going, dumbass!
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