April 1st, 2018

The Third City’s Trash Talking at Cards Clinic: Hey, losers, do you want to trash talk at cards just like Benny Jay? If so, give us a call, and, for only $19.99, we’ll having you talking smack about how great you are as a card player even though you get your ass kicked every time the cards are dealt.

stevemcqueenandedwardrobinson

Talking trash at cards since the Kennedy Administration.

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March 18th, 2018

Wally Popovich–Gary, Indiana’s Most Affordable Attorney. Hey, fellas, do you have some porn stars threatening to expose all your secrets? If so, call today, and we’ll arrange a payoff that will save your sterling reputation.

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Now working out of Booth #3 at Kaiser’s Old Style Inn–just across the street from the entrance to the Big Mill.

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March 11th, 2018

The Third City’s Third Annual Celebrity Poker Tournament–benefitting TTC’s Widows & Orphans Fund. Hey, high rollers! Do you think you’ve got what it takes to win the big pot in Texas Hold `em? If so, give us a call, and we’ll sign you up for your 24-hour poker marathon that raises money for Milo’s favorite charity.

bartmaverick

Fair deal guaranteed–most of the time.

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February 18th, 2018

Triple A Bail Bond Company–President’s Day Special! Did you get drunk, do something stupid and get your dumbass thrown in jail, protesting the current president? If so, give us a call, and we’ll have you back out on the street giving Comrade Trump the finger in no time at all.

bareassblackh

Sensitive to the needs of miscreants since the first Bush Administration. 

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February 11th, 2018

Nickel Bag Bernie–Valentine’s Day Special! Hey, fellas, you want to put a smile on your sweetie’s face? Try Bernie’s new chocolate flavored Jelly Babies and Lollipops. Two licks of that and she’ll be feeling really good and so will you.

reefervalentine

Now working out of the parking lot of the Fannie May’s on Montrose under the el. 

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January 7th, 2018

Triple A Bail Bond Co.–Serbian Christmas Special! If you drink too much Slivovitz to dull the pain of being with your family, and get your dumbass thrown into jail, give us a call. We’ll have you out on the street before your sister puts the leg of lamb on the table. 

drunkserb

Sensitive to the needs of miscreants since the Coolidge Administration.

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January 1st, 2018

Triple A Bail Bond Company–New Year’s Day Special. Hey, knuckleheads: Did you do something stupid that got your dumbass thrown in jail on New Year’s Eve? If so, call us today, and we’ll have you back out on the streets, raising hell, in no time at all.

bareassblackh

Sensitive to the needs of miscreants since the first Bush administration.

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