Contributors

—by admin on November 13th, 2010

Aside from being fabulously wealthy, one of the great things about being website moguls is we get to post great stuff in Guest Bloggers.

Here’s just a few of our Regulars:

Grabowski: The man has been all over the world — including the southwest side of Chicago — and he’s seen it all….

Jim Siergey:  Wonderful illustrator and spinner of curmudgeonly yarns. Among Jim’s claim to fame is that he has good aim from long distances….

No Blaise: So young to be so sardonic, No Blaise is her generation’s Dorothy Parker — minus the martinis, of course….

Patrick Murfin:  He was there for the epic battles of the 1960s and now he’s telling you how it really went down….

Sharday Cage: One of the great young poets in Chicago, Sharday’s also an excellent playwright. When she’s not writing her poems and plays,  she’s answering Benny Jay’s questions about current-day music….

Sol.: When he’s not writing for The Third City, Sol. works in the Emergency Room of a Chicago-area hospital. His epic tales from the E.R. will one day be in a book and then a movie, starring somebody really cool in the role of Sol.

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    • The Third City’s Trash Talking at Cards Clinic: Hey, losers, do you want to trash talk at cards just like Benny Jay? If so, give us a call, and, for only $19.99, we’ll having you talking smack about how great you are as a card player even though you get your ass kicked every time the cards are dealt.

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      Talking trash at cards since the Kennedy Administration.

    • The Third City would like to give a shoutout to the lovely Mrs. Milo for last night’s delicious dinner.

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      It almost made up for the ass-whoopin’ she gave Benny Jay at cards.

    • Despite all the hate mail The Third City has received, we still maintain that Tito was the most talented of the Jackson 5.

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      Congressman uses clout to get partner’s son out of heroin bust, William Burroughs says, `He’s got my vote!’

    • Rick Santorum, because…

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      The former Republican senator suggested school kids should learn CPR as a defense against school shootings. Nothing more needs be said. Nice going, Dumbass!

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