Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
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The Third City Picks:
The Third City urges everyone to read Prison Baby by Deborah Jiang Stein, a brave and important memoir about an adopted child who discovers she was born in prison.
Once we started reading, we couldn’t stop.
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The health and safety of our readers is of paramount concern to The Third City. That’s why we, once again, would like to remind our loyal fans to avoid the brown acid.
The Third City Headline News:
Birmingham, Alabama named `worst city for pot smokers,’ Willie Nelson says, `I always knew that place was a s**thole!’
Dumbass of the Week:
To U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham for beating the war drums regarding Russia’s takeover of the Crimea, because…
The Ukraine and Russia have been at each other’s throats since the 15th century, and you want to gear us up for war just to score points against President Obama? We’ll believe you’re sincere when we see you do the fighting. Nice going, Dumbass!
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