Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
A giant of White Soxdom…
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Very important — if anyone other than Milo answers the phone, hang up!
The Third City Picks:
The Third City urges everyone to run out and read Eminent Hipsters, a hilarious memoir of sorts by the great Donald Fagen, of Steely Dan.
California tumbles into the sea — that’ll be the day I go back to Annandale…
The Third City Thought of the Day:
After giving it a great deal of thought, The Third City has come to the sad conclusion that it’s all downhill from here.
The Third City Headline News:
Chelsea gives birth to baby girl, Bill says, `I’m getting that kid ready for the 2064 presidential race…’
Dumbass of the Week:
Mrs. Mitt Romney, because…
She said that ISIS wouldn’t have invaded Syria, if her husband had been elected. First of all, that’s absurd. Second of all — Mitt lost! Deal with it already. Nice going, Dumbass!
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