Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
“We don’t speak Chicago, only English…”
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The Third City Picks:
The Third City’s editorial board has come to the conclusion that Hannah and her Sisters is Woody’s Allen’s second greatest flick — ever!
As to which is the best, we’re still bitterly divided between Bananas and Take the Money and Run.
The Third City Thought of the Day:
Hey, ladies! This is an emergency!! Send a recent nude photo of yourself to Milo at The Third City — immediately!!! He’ll explain everything at the proper time. Remember — send it to Milo!!!!
The Third City Headline News:
GOP Senator Ted Cruz blames Democrats for `congressional dysfunction,’ Dems say, `You gotta be s**ttin’ me!’
Dumbass of the Week:
Congressman Paul Ryan, because…
The Wisconsin Republican proposes to shift funding of anti-poverty programs from the feds, who have unlimited amounts of money, to the states, which are broke. That’s just a fancy way of cutting aid to the people who need it most. Nice going, Dumbass!
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