Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
Things I learned in good, old Statistical Thermodynamics…
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Dumbass of the Week:
The Southern Republican Leadership Conference, because…
In a straw poll taken at their recent convention, they endorsed Dr. Ben Carson–a political Right Wing wackjob–as their first choice to be the GOP’s presidential nominee. Guess Herman Cain wasn’t available. Nice going, Dumbasses!
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