Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
Swallowing the Cubbie blue pill…
Elmore Stiglitz & Sons–Gary, Indiana’s most reliable bookies! Due to recent changes in Hoosier gaming law, we can now accept bets on the Pacquiao/Mayweather fight from children as young as 8-years-old. So, kiddies, break open those piggy banks and stop by and visit ol’ Uncle Elmore, make your wagers and get a free lolly pop.
Sensitive to the needs of degenerate gamblers since the Truman Administration.
The Third City Picks:
The Third City can’t wait for our beloved Chicago Bulls to beat the crap out of those rotten bastards from Cleveland.
Fuck the Cavs!
The Third City Thought of the Day:
After betting on the wrong guy in the Big Fight, the wrong horse in the Kentucky Derby and the wrong team in the Spurs/Clippers matchup, The Third City doesn’t have enough money left in petty cash to bet on the Bulls/Cavs series.
The Third City Headline News:
Jewish immigration from Russia and Ukraine surging, Sammy Davis, Jr. says, `You mean, some of my people still haven’t left?’
Dumbass of the Week:
Texan Right Wing Nutcases, because…
They believe that some routine training exercises conducted by the U.S. military is a prelude to an invasion of Texas. Clearly, these folks lost their minds years ago. Nice going, Dumbasses!
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