Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
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The Third City Picks:
The Third City was singing Bear Down, Chicago Bears as our boys laid a whooping on those bastards from Dallas.
Let’s hope they can do it again next week against those rotten fuckers from Cleveland!
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City just received an angry phone call from Bob Dylan, complaining about yesterday’s Pick of the Day in which we claimed that Dave van Ronk taught Bob everything he knows. We listened to Bob’s rant for awhile, and then told him to go fuck himself!
The Third City Headline News:
Uruguay first country to legalize reefer, Willie & Snoop immediately apply for citizenship
Dumbass of the Week:
U.S. Senator Rand Paul, because….
He says extending unemployment benefits would be a “disservice” to workers. Let’s see how he would survive on no money. What does he have against working people, anyway? Nice going, Dumbass!
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