Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
This is the year, Cub fans!
Important Product Recall Announcement from The Third City!! Due to numerous complaints, the FDA has asked TTC to recall its Do-It-Yourself Body Piercing Kit. Please accept our sincere apologies if you’ve suffered internal bleeding, raging fevers, leprosy or a painful, lingering death.
Sorry for any inconvenience.
The Third City Picks:
The Third City has been speaking Serbian all morning cause we’re so excited about last night’s great game from Nikola Mirotic, the pride and joy of Montenegro.
We just wish he’d shave his shitty-looking beard.
The Third City Thought of the Day:
Relying on the kindness of strangers has never worked out real well for The Third City.
The Third City Headline News:
Mila Kunis goes to lunch without makeup, Keith Richards says, `Me, too!’
Dumbass of the Week:
Republican Presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson, because…
He said prison inmates prove homosexuality is a choice. The Third City says, “Put Doc Carson in a cell with Big Bubba and see what kind of choice he makes.” Nice going, Dumbass!
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