Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
“We don’t speak Chicago, only English…”
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The Third City would like to wish happy birthday to Johan Georg Forchhammer, the great 18th century Danish minerologist, who also happens to be a huge fan of this blog.
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The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City’s editorial board is bitterly divided over whether the Bulls should trade for Kevin Love. Benny says no. Milo says yes. And Rolando says, “Dudes, quit bogarting that joint!”
The Third City Headline News:
Sarah Palin caught speeding in Alaska, John McCain says, `Sarah’s the gift that keeps on giving!’
Dumbass of the Week:
Congressman Paul Ryan, because…
The Wisconsin Republican proposes to shift funding of anti-poverty programs from the feds, who have unlimited amounts of money, to the states, which are broke. That’s just a fancy way of cutting aid to the people who need it most. Nice going, Dumbass!
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