Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
“Mr. Fox played a mean electric guitar…”
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The Third City Picks:
The Third City is so in awe of Jimmy Butler’s recent 4th quarter heroics against the Atlanta Hawks–including the game-winning, buzzer beater– that we’re already booking front row seats for June’s Grant Park championship celebration.
We’re not quite ready to call him Jimmy Jordan, but we’ll settle for Jimmy Pippen!
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City’s been in a slump recently, but we’re hoping to get laid sometime in the next couple of weeks.
The Third City Headline News:
Charlie Sheen splits from porn star finance, his mom says, `Stay classy, Charlie!’
Dumbass of the Week:
GOP Congressman Paul Ryan, because…
When asked about the human impact on climate change, he said he “didn’t know the answer” and ”I don’t think science does either.” Even though 98 percent of researchers say it’s a man-made phenomenon. Hey, Representative Ryan, science DOES know! Nice going, Dumbass!
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