Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
My name is Stan…
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The Third City Picks:
The Third City really enjoyed re-watching Rumble in the Bronx, the Jackie Chan classic from 1995.
It’s still good on the 32nd viewing.
The Third City Thought of the Day:
Due to excessive drinking on the job, chronic absenteeism and theft of office supplies, The Third City will no longer hire graduates of Gary, Indiana’s Horace Mann High or Evanston High School. No exceptions!
The Third City Headline News:
Cruz pulls ad after learning actor did porn, Bill Clinton says, `What’s the problem?’
Dumbass of the Week:
The ownership of our beloved Chicago Bulls, because…
They hired inexperienced coaches, drafted stiffs and ran their greatest coaches and players out of town. Now we’re stuck with a bunch of bums that get blown out by some of the worst teams in the league. Nice going, Dumbasses!
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