Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
We support our moms!
The Russian American Swingers Club–join your friends and neighbors in celebrating Comrade Trump’s triumph with rivers of vodka, gallons of borscht, a Putin look-a-like contest and lots of steamy Russian sex. By popular request, the gang-bang-guy of the week will, once again be, Mr. Brezhnev.
As always, it’s BYOB (bring your own babe)!
The Third City Picks:
The Third City urges everyone to read A Spy Among Friends–Ben Macintyre’s intriguing account of how Kim Philby spied on the CIA and British intelligence for the Soviet Union.
It’s especially relevant in the age of Comrade Trump.
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City’s voicemail system is out of order. For the next few days, all threats, cease-and-desist orders, police inquiries, paternity claims and subpoenas should be in writing and addressed to our plush North Michigan Avenue offices.
The Third City Headline News:
Trump aide Kellyanne Conway cites `alternative facts’, Jon Lovitz says,`That’s my girl!’
Dumbass of the Week:
Donald Trump’s speechwriter, because…
Instead of a literate and inspiring call for unity, he or she whipped up some hate-filled invective that replayed the most obnoxious attacks from Trump’s campaign. With all his money, you’d think Comrade Trump could have hired a decent writer. Nice going, Dumbass!
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