Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
Not that Aristotle…
Breaking News From The Third City!! Champagne corks are popping at TTC because our very own Rolando made it to the quarter finals of the Midwest Hairy Ass Contest to be held in Milwaukee over the Labor Day weekend. The competition will be tough this year because two Italians and a Serbian are also in the hunt, but we’ve got faith in Rolando.
Condolences to Frank Coconate who didn’t make it out of the qualifying round.
The Third City Picks:
The Third City just did the calculations and discovered it’s only 64 days till the Bulls start their season with an October 27 game against those rotten bastards from Boston.
We can’t wait.
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City came this close to solving the New York Times Saturday crossword puzzle, but once again we couldn’t close the deal.
The Third City Headline News:
Man finds unexpected buried hatch in backyard, White Rabbit says, `There’s a reason that hole was there!’
Dumbass of the Week:
Ryan Lochte, because…
The gold medal swimmer claimed he’d been robbed at gun point by Brazilian police, when, in reality, he made the whole thing up to cover up the fact he’d gotten drunk and trashed a bathroom in a gas station. Nice going, Dumbass!
Home • Benny Jay • Milo's Page • No Blaise • Randolph Street • Rolando • Guest Bloggers
All Content Copyright 2011, The Third City