About: Rolando

—by admin on September 20th, 2011

Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.

  • Guest Blogger:

    • The Third City’s Air Guitar Academy: Hey, losers! Have you always wanted to be a rock star, strutting on the stage like Jimmy Page? If so, for only $19.99, we’ll teach you the basics of air guitar, including Townsend windmill strokes and Hendrix teeth-picking.

      jimihendrixfire

      Order today, and we’ll throw in the Carlos Santana climax face–free!

    • The Third City urges everyone to see Grandma, starring the great Lily Tomlin.

      grandmatomlin

      It’s an outrage Lily didn’t win an Oscar for her performance.

    • In an effort to attract more South American readers to The Third City, Benny Jay is changing his name to Benito Jay. Milo will be Milo Somoza. Rolando will continue to use his real name.

    • johndalyandfuzzy

      John Daly says Fuzzy Zoeller owes him $150k, Zoeller says, `S**t, looks like that fat f**k’s been drinking again!’

    • Democratic sore losers, because…

      Donald-Trump-Bill-Clinton

      They swear up and down they won’t vote for the other Democratic presidential candidate if their favorite loses. Why not just give the presidency to Trump, you whining wimps. Nice going, Dumbasses!

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