Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
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The Third City Picks:
The Third City urges everyone to see Pawn Sacrifice, the movie about Bobby Fischer, the great chess player who was completely batshit crazy.
Of course, if he wasn’t crazy, he wouldn’t have wasted all his time playing chess.
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City is the preferred blog site for ignorant opinions, mindless rants, pathetic attempts at humor and high-quality Chechen porn from the private collection of President Ramzan Kadyrov.
The Third City Headline News:
LeBron wears Pharrell’s `mountain hat,’ Pharell says, `He’s still not beating the Bulls this year!’
Dumbass of the Week:
Rupert Murdoch, because…
First he praised Ben Carson and maligned President Obama by tweeting: “What about a real black President who can properly address the racial divide?” Then he insulted both men in his apology when he tweeted, “No offence meant. Personally find both men charming.” Hey, Rupert, do us all a favor and stop tweeting. Nice going, Dumbass!
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