Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
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The Third City says Happy Birthday to the great BB King, who also happens to be a huge fan of this blog.
Hey, Mr. King — the thrill ain’t gone yet!
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City spent an hour and a half today working on a home improvement project and didn’t suffer any injuries. That, dear readers, is a first!
The Third City Headline News:
Budweiser disappointed in NFL misconduct, Ray Rice says, `Hey, man, it’s drinking your stuff that gets us in trouble in the first place!’
Dumbass of the Week:
The Palin family of Alaska, because…
They went to a party, got drunk, and started a brawl, the highlight of which was Sarah Palin unleashing several rounds of profanity, according to reports. Just think, the Republicans wanted her to be the vice president. Nice going, Dumbasses!
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