Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
“Guns and litter–there’s some kind of connection there…”
The Third City’s Do-It-Yourself-Environmental Protection Kit: Now that Comrade Trump’s trying to destroy the EPA, it’s up to you protect your own ass. Our kit comes complete with oxygen mask, a hazardous material suit and a year’s worth of bottled water.
Coming soon–A Do-It-Yourself-High-School-Education Kit.
The Third City Picks:
After last night’s disappointing loss to those rotten bastards from Boston, The Third City’s really come to appreciate the recently injured Rajon Rondo.
Let’s face it–our beloved Bulls are a different team when Rondo’s not on the court.
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City’s editorial board is bitterly divided over the Marx Brothers. Benny Jay believes Gummo was the most talented of the lot, while Milo insists it was Zeppo.
The Third City Headline News:
Texas woman gets hand stuck in toilet, Willie the Plumber says, `The f***er shoulda hired me!’
Dumbass of the Week:
Bill O’Reilly, because…
He thought he could get away with abusing, harassing and degrading women. Turns out that even Fox News has some standards, especially when the advertisers pull their ads. Nice going, Dumbass!
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