Rolando is a journalist, writer and blogger who lives in Chicago. As a regular contributor to The Third City, he writes about his experiences living in the city where he was born and raised.
The Ancient Guild of Harp Makers…
Special Announcement from Big Reggie, the Mailman! Due to the heavy demand of ladies personally inviting Big Reggie in for hot chocolate during the recent March snowstorm, Big Reggie can’t remember where he left his hat. If it’s under your bed, ladies, tell Big Reggie the next time he’s making his rounds.
Big Reggie specializes in delivering big packages!
The Third City Picks:
The Third City has been singing Walk Away Renee by the Left Banke ever since we heard the news that Michael Brown, who wrote it, passed away.
“You won’t see me follow you back home…”
The Third City Thought of the Day:
Given a choice, The Third City would prefer wearing an eye patch rather than a glass eye.
The Third City Headline News:
Led Zeppelin’s Jimmy Page, 71, has 25-year-old girlfriend, Hugh Hefner says, `S**t, that’s amateur hour!’
Dumbass of the Week:
The right wing of the Republican Party, because…
They’re looking for an alternative presidential candidate to Jeb Bush, who they consider too liberal. We guess Generalissimo Francisco Franco is not available. Nice going, Dumbasses.
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