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    • The Third City Pub Crawl Package: Hey, fellas! Have you always wanted to party like the guys at TTC? If so, for only $300, you can join us for a night on the town. We’ll hit dozens of bars, wallowing in booze, reefer and jukebox music. Our party package comes complete with cab fare, bail money and breakfast of Chinese food.

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      Order today and we’ll give you several winning pick-up lines in case you run into some chicks–free!!

    • The Third City would like to wish our Eastern Orthodox readers a Happy Easter.

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      We know there will be a lot of feasting going on today…

    • The Third City can’t wait to hear someone say, “It ain’t the heat, it’s the humidity.”

    • ryangrimmjessewattersfight

      Fox News and Huffington Post reporters get into fistfight after White House Correspondents dinner, Prez Obama says, `I’ve seen better fights in the men’s room at White Sox Park!’

    • Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, because…

      Scott Walker :: Republican Clown Sweater

      He’s charging suckers $45 to buy a t-shirt with his ugly mug on it to pay off losing presidential campaign debt. And he says he won’t rule out serving as Trump’s VP. That’s doubling down on his arrogance and stupidity. As TTC reader Jeanne from Sheboygan says, “Nice going, Dumbass!”

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