Jim Siergey
Me `n Neil…
Nickel Bag Bernie — Holiday Special! Easter is a time to reflect and get in touch with your spirituality. And since there’s no work or school, it’s also a great time to get stoned! Stop by and visit Bernie and celebrate the holiday in high style.
Now working out of the parking lot at St. Patrick’s Cathedral.
The Third City Picks:
The Third City finally got around to seeing Philomena, Stephen Frears’ movie from last year.
Great flick! The script was brilliantly subtle. Just like The Third City!
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City still can not understand why Marco Belinelli’s 2013 Bulls jersey was not among this year’s best-selling NBA jerseys. We happen to own three of them ourselves!
The Third City Headline News:
Agreement reached in Geneva on Ukrainian crisis, everyone agrees, `The Ukraine is f**ked, man!’
Dumbass of the Week:
GOP presidential contenders, including Paul, Cruz and Huckabee, because…
They apparently remain determined to repeal Obamacare even though it’s obvious that people in the country really need health insurance. Just admit you were wrong instead of dragging us to ruin. Nice going, Dumbasses!
