Jim Siergey
If it’s so Super…
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The Third City Picks:
The Third City’s greatly saddened by the passing of Ernie Banks–the greatest shortstop who ever played the game.
In Ernie’s honor, TTC is gonna play two today!
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City starts every morning with a hearty breakfast of a half-a-dozen hard-boiled eggs and a quart of Schlitz Malt Liquor.
The Third City Headline News:
Bob Dylan says Frank Sinatra is `the mountain,’ Frank Sinatra says, `What the f**k is that boy talkin’ about?’
Dumbass of the Week:
The prosecutors in the state of Iowa, because…
They prosecuted Benton Mackenzie, a terminally ill cancer patient, for growing marijuana that would help ease the pain of his disease. Eventually, a court sentenced Mr. Mackenzie to 3 years probation. It doesn’t get any more heartless than that. Nice going, Dumbasses!
