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The Third City Picks:
The Third City urges everyone to dine at Chez Simo Bistro for some of the finest French food on the north side.
The mélange of mushrooms appetizer and the braised lamb shank were spectacular!
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City’s editorial board has at last reached the age where we can truly appreciate the wisdom of poet and novelist Jim Harrison’s observation: “The older a man gets, the more weird things he has to do to get his dick hard.”
The Third City Headline News:
Bulls beat the s**t out of the Miami Heat, Lebron says, `Boo hoo!’
Dumbass of the Week:
New York’s Cardinal Timothy Dolan, because….
He said the Catholic church has been `out-marketed’ and `caricatured’ as being `anti-gay.’ We suppose that 2,000 or so years of anti-gay rhetoric and persecution had nothing to do with it. Nice going, Dumbass!
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