Jim Siergey
Playing hurt…
The Third City’s Russian Election Help Service: Do you want to run for office but you’re such a sleazy fucker that your own mother won’t vote for you? If so, call today, and our staff of Russian trained hackers will sneak into your opponents computers and dig up some shit that will make him look like the second coming of Anthony Weiner.
Fixing American elections since the first Putin administration.
The Third City Picks:
The Third City was up all night reading The Wrong Side of Goodbye–Michael Connelly’s latest police thriller.
This dude keeps cranking out great reads.
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City wastes more time worrying about stupid shit than any other blog site.
The Third City Headline News:
Trump says he can pardon anybody he wants whether they’re guilty or not, Nixon says, `Damn, why didn’t I think of that?’
Dumbass of the Week:
Ilie Nastase, because…
The TV tennis commentator made racist comments about Serena Williams and her unborn child. Can’t believe someone thought it would be a good idea to hire this dufus in the first place. Nice going, Dumbass!
