Jim Siergey
Garden Days…
The Central Alabama Swingers Club! Where close friends and relatives get together to enjoy moonshine, square dancing, and hot hillbilly sex. By popular demand, the gangbang gal of the week will, once again, be Aunt Wanda.
As always, it’s BYOB (bring your own babe)!
The Third City Picks:
The Third City was singing along to the great Smokey Robinson at this week’s show at Ravinia.
As Bob Dylan said, Smokey’s America’s greatest poet–and we second that emotion!
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City has once again come up with a great excuse to avoid the Boston Marathon.
The Third City Headline News:
Historical canoe unearthed by Hurricane Irma, Hiawatha says, `I was wondering where that thing went!’
Dumbass of the Week:
Martin Shkreli, because…
While facing sentencing for his conviction on charges of ripping people off, the millennial hedge fund scammer had his bail revoked for making threatening Facebook comments to Hilary Clinton. Now he’s in jail where he belongs. Nice going, Dumbass!
