Jim Siergey
Krakow on my mind…
The Third City’s Widows & Orphans Fund: Due to unexpected increases in the cost of alcohol, drugs, whores and tattoos, TTC’s Widows & Orphans Fund is dangerously low on cash. So, instead of contributing your hard-earned money to your college alumni, church, hospital, or the Red Cross, why not make a generous donation to TTC. It will make you feel real good!
As always, we only accept cash!
The Third City Picks:
The Third City urges everyone to get on up and go see Principal Principle, a bittersweet satire on our public schools, at the Stage Left Theater, 1229 W. Belmont.
Playwright Joe Zarrow tells it like it is!
The Third City Thought of the Day:
The Third City would like to clarify yesterday’s thought. With rare exceptions, Milo will no longer accept nude photos of women over the age of 97.
The Third City Headline News:
24-year-old allegedly uses `simple scam’ to cheat Apple out of $300K, TTC immediately offers him job
Dumbass of the Week:
Congressman Paul Ryan, because…
The Wisconsin Republican proposes to shift funding of anti-poverty programs from the feds, who have unlimited amounts of money, to the states, which are broke. That’s just a fancy way of cutting aid to the people who need it most. Nice going, Dumbass!
