Milo Samardzija: Gary, Indiana’s Greatest Writer

—by admin on August 3rd, 2009

Milo Samardzija is a flawed human being. He drinks, he smokes, eats red meat, curses freely and has impure thoughts. Even his closest friends consider him somewhat of a loose cannon.

His world view is equally flawed. He considers life to be a dog-eat-dog proposition — cruel, capricious and absurd. The only way he can cope with existence is to rant about it in The Third City.

His writing may make you laugh, groan or cringe, but he doesn’t care as long as you read it.

Buy his first novel, “Schoolboy,” or you’ll get a midnight visit from Big Mike!

  • Guest Blogger:

    • The Third City’s Trash Talking at Cards Clinic: Hey, losers, do you want to trash talk at cards just like Benny Jay? If so, give us a call, and, for only $19.99, we’ll having you talking smack about how great you are as a card player even though you get your ass kicked every time the cards are dealt.

      stevemcqueenandedwardrobinson

      Talking trash at cards since the Kennedy Administration.

    • The Third City would like to give a shoutout to the lovely Mrs. Milo for last night’s delicious dinner.

      raquel-welch-one-million-years-de

      It almost made up for the ass-whoopin’ she gave Benny Jay at cards.

    • Despite all the hate mail The Third City has received, we still maintain that Tito was the most talented of the Jackson 5.

    • williamburroghs

      Congressman uses clout to get partner’s son out of heroin bust, William Burroughs says, `He’s got my vote!’

    • Rick Santorum, because…

      ricksantorum12

      The former Republican senator suggested school kids should learn CPR as a defense against school shootings. Nothing more needs be said. Nice going, Dumbass!

    • Archives