Milo Samardzija: Gary, Indiana’s Greatest Writer

—by admin on August 3rd, 2009

Milo Samardzija is a flawed human being. He drinks, he smokes, eats red meat, curses freely and has impure thoughts. Even his closest friends consider him somewhat of a loose cannon.

His world view is equally flawed. He considers life to be a dog-eat-dog proposition — cruel, capricious and absurd. The only way he can cope with existence is to rant about it in The Third City.

His writing may make you laugh, groan or cringe, but he doesn’t care as long as you read it.

Buy his first novel, “Schoolboy,” or you’ll get a midnight visit from Big Mike!

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