Benny Jay’s Secret Life

—by admin on August 3rd, 2009

Benny Jay’s been writing for many, many years. In an alternate existence, he writes about Chicago politics. As Benny Jay, he writes about everything else.

He and Rick Stone have teamed up to write “The Greens,” an adventure story about two boys racing around Chicago’s Cabrini-Green housing project in the 1970s. According to Milo Samardzija, “‘The Greens’ is the greatest book I ever read.” Wow! Who are we to argue with Gary, Indiana’s Greatest Writer?

We’ll let you know where and when you can buy “The Greens.” You’ll love it — promise.

  • Guest Blogger:

    • The Third City’s Trash Talking at Cards Clinic: Hey, losers, do you want to trash talk at cards just like Benny Jay? If so, give us a call, and, for only $19.99, we’ll having you talking smack about how great you are as a card player even though you get your ass kicked every time the cards are dealt.


      Talking trash at cards since the Kennedy Administration.

    • The Third City would like to give a shoutout to the lovely Mrs. Milo for last night’s delicious dinner.


      It almost made up for the ass-whoopin’ she gave Benny Jay at cards.

    • Despite all the hate mail The Third City has received, we still maintain that Tito was the most talented of the Jackson 5.

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      Congressman uses clout to get partner’s son out of heroin bust, William Burroughs says, `He’s got my vote!’

    • Rick Santorum, because…


      The former Republican senator suggested school kids should learn CPR as a defense against school shootings. Nothing more needs be said. Nice going, Dumbass!

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